The New Pop Culture Optimism

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most high. I’m up to something. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want to see you fail. Lion! Cloth talk. Life is what you make it, so let’s make it. They never said winning was easy. Some people can’t handle success, I can.

You start out in the middle of the map, surrounded by forces, who will turn against you once you fire a shot. Fire with left-click and run using up arrow.